I’m going to assume this is a role playing game thing.
You tried to kill me. Thanks… - m4w - 25 (Pandora)
Date: 2010-01-02, 5:16PM CST
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You: 11 foot tall killer blue alien cat person
Me: Paraplegic in killer blue alien cat-person’s body
I was on patrol in another creature’s body and I got separated from my party. You tried to kill me, but later inexplicably saved me from ravenous hounds who were trying to devour me. You then proceeded to douse my torch (my only source of predator repellent) into a river (bitch). I’ve been with crazy women before, just ask me how I lost the use of my legs (I just tell everyone it happened in South America). Either way, you’re totally hot so you should uh, you know ;) Call a brother back!
P.S. My boss is going to destroy your home and everything you hold sacred. FYI.
Face pic or no response!
- Location: Pandora
I haven’t seen the movie, but I’m guessing this is the plot of Avatar in a Craigslist nutshell.
