“In the letter “Laying Late-Night Cable,” it was...”
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“Any speech that doesn’t include the phrase, ‘See...”
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Can they represent a property so large even they cannot sell...

“Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally...”
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Design Toscano :: Zombie Garden Gnome

Happysad :: Open Up

indexed: How was your weekend?

Evil Puppy Eyes

Dog Tired

Happysad :: Anatomy of a Hug (via John Hollandsworth...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: Saving Throw

Poker Face via FFFFOUND!

Sexy Mashup! :: Chillout via FFFFOUND!

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via Maneggs :: Experiment 137b via FFFFOUND! Pope...

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Basic Instructions :: How to Be Eccentric

Basic Instructions :: How to Complain About Work

Snacks in Tracey’s backyard

via Dusty Little Corner via @codinghorror

Code For Eternity :: Developers Are Born Brave via Windows...

Unknown Species

“WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better...”
— 1984 from McSweeney’s...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

xkcd :: Thinking Ahead (For Joule)

A Softer World: 314

Re-activation Imminent

I’ve found it surprisingly difficult to start feeding the tumblelog again. It just seems like,...

Laugh-Out-Loud Cats # 867 (via Ape Lad)

Where Have You Been?

I think I lost perspective somewhere in the middle of the last development cycle. That would have...

“Canada-Bound - Please Help, Can’t Hitchhike...

“Where the honk did we park?!”

Dukes Of Hazzard Museum, Gatlinburg TN

R2 Is More Comfortable In An X-Wing

bengold :: reblog (tumbled from soxiam) I’m so far...

Cat In My Hats

JasonShellen :: Skateboarding (tumbled from...

“[Chris] Rock, never one to shy away from blunt language,...”
— Fox News :: Cameron’s...

Every Seven Seconds (tumbled from WAKAchan Imageboard...

FollowOnTumblr

Did I mention how far behind I am? I did? Okay, I won’t bring it up again. But this whole...

Our Xmas Tree. No, we didn’t cut it down ourselves.

“Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1819[2] – January 8, 1880), also...”
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Hobotopia :: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #595 When I grow up I want...

Toothpaste For Dinner :: Toxic Hell Dust ( from...

First Tube, Last Tube or Tube? ( from marquezill to...

Daily Mail :: Politically Incorrect Adverts (tumbled from...

Dockera :: Clap “Mai handz r asplodin!”

from merlin: CafePress :: Ironic Trucker Hat Wear it to...

“Whatever monetization means the blogger in the long tail...”
— Read/Write Web ::...

“Now imagine that the network is the blogosphere where new...”
— Read/Write Web ::...

“On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude...”
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DustinDiaz :: Its-a Mario! (tumbled from helloszabi)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: Clear Violation This...

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: Pink...

The Joy Of Tech :: Will Blog For Food Don’t think of...

Hobotopia :: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #582 It was all fun and...

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indexed :: Meltdown, Indeed. Sub-primacord Mortgage Rates

The Book Of Biff :: Metathesiophobia There’s no need...

nic :: for b. Try closing your eyes and putting your hands...

Betty Crocker :: Lego Cake tumbled from anija

“[…] New York’s latest nobodies who have people...”
— New York Press :: The Faming...

“The combined effect was like being tortured for information...”
— Vanity Fair :: Of Cigs and...

Comment Commentary

I’m not big on commenting my code. I’d far prefer to use eight zillion functions and...

Markdown Testup

Thanks to Rod Knowlton I’m using the spare processor cycles in my brain to learn Markdown...

Tumblr Feature Suggestion

from Told Or Known: It’s not exactly what you asked for, but Tumblr v3 Customize Reblog now...

J. Ho :: Halo Kitty (tumbled from ninjabot to mehere to...

Michael Surbrook :: Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer...

“Web 2.0 managed to take every good programming concept from...”
— uncov :: Wishlistr Breaks New...

“During normal operation or in Safe mode, your computer may...”
— Microsoft Support :: Computer...

“Rose’s return will mean the Doctor has three...”
— BBC News :: Billie Piper To...

Cleanskies Picture Palace :: O Realley Owle (tumbled from...

Perpetual Kid :: SplatStan Coaster (tumbled from...

Gelaskins :: Fuel by Gianluca Mattia (tumbled from...

“Well, then, that settles it. I mean, what possible motive...”
— The Brad Blog :: Larry Flynt...

Browser Clean-Up

For the last week, my installation of Portable Firefox has been slowly growing in size and memory...

“The reactable is a collaborative electronic music instrument...”
— Pompeu Fabra University ::...

“With so much of music blurring the lines between ersatz and...”
— Slate Magazine ::...

“Rock Band uses the actual master recordings, so if you are...”
— Slate Magazine ::...

“Rock Band isn’t about music or about being in a band,...”
— Slate Magazine ::...

“Now, if a guitar came with a bunch of electronic meters that...”
— The Ferrett :: The Appeal Of...

““Why would I waste my time learning how to play songs in a...”
— The Ferrett: The Appeal Of The...

“But the really amazing thing happened last night. We were at...”
— The Ferrett :: Rock Band: A...

“I quit following them all because it gives me flashbacks to...”
— Dawn’s Life :: Dawn On...

Pierre Silber :: Gangster Costumes (tumbled from...

PierreSilbe :: Slutty Nutcracker (tumbled from...

I remember one of the first times I met College...

“How come kids get to dress up and adults are stuck...”
— “And another thing...

“$ grep -hoiRE ‘defia?n[aei]n?t[aei]ly’ irclogs/...”
— Inky :: More Fun With...

The Spoon Sisters :: Sterling Silver PMS Meter Pin (tumbled...

“40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It’s...”
— Image title text from xkcd...

SkyMall :: Kurt Cobain Action Figure (tumbled from...

“How much of your favorite energy drink, soda, or caffeinated...”
— Energy Fiend :: Death By...

BustedTees :: X-Mas (tumbled from jakoblodwick) OMG I think...

“The reason for using the “www” hostname prefix when entering...”
— Grep Understanding Knowledge...

“You know those crappy programmers who don’t know they are...”
— Damien Katz :: Signs...

“Libertarians […] are not the selfish monsters you...”
— Time :: Libertarians Rising by...

New Yorker :: Asservissement Des Masses (tumbled from...

MootRealm :: The Edge (tumbled from sunluvr)

Join The Revolution (tumbled from j-adree to...

“[…] yet another example of how the bulk of their...”
— Joe Mathlete Explains...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: BRB Cruel World This...

Hobotopia :: Unicorn Eating A Bowl Of Glitter That explains...

Bunny :: Oh How We Laughed Out Loud Ultimately, LOLcats may...

xkcd :: Network Oh my. I wonder if my CTO will consider this...

melvinrobertw :: The Collinsville Catsup Bottle I am so...

Least I Could Do :: Video Killed The Radio Car My car outlet...

Joe Baran :: Aliens (tumbled from 2Photo to FFFFound to...

BubbleJive :: Taiwan’s Brilliant “Recycle”...

Time-Shift Technology

Earlier I accidentally closed Firefox with about 20 tabs open. Several of them I really wanted to...

“Vets believe the cat, which has two mouths, two noses and...”
— Telegraph :: Nine Lives And...

FOOCHUR (tumbled from loldeirdre to peteashton) I’m...

“What I Like About You was recorded for the game by the San...”
— USAToday :: The Romantics Sue...

Dilbert :: 2007-11-16 “Agile Methodologies will also...

“Time was, a player would score big in, say, Cheyenne, Wyo.,...”
— New York Times :: Jump The...

Retro Thing: What Really Went on in the 1960s…...

COOP666 :: Devilishly Different (tumbled from Boing Boing to...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: Stand-Up...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :: Spies Like Us What are...

Hobotopia :: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #554 I dunno…...

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indexed :: I Never Should Have Clicked That I call mine...

indexed :: Is It Serious? Similar sensations, similar...

Jeph Jacques :: Postmodern Image Macros

Basic Instructions :: How to Create “House...

xkcd :: Success …while standards for failure tend to...

xkcd :: Close To You If only I was sure that your head on...

The Book Of Biff :: Logon

A Softer World :: 262 Honestly, the monkey’s paw...

Simulated Comic :: The Carnival Mascot’s View Of The...

Tumblr Feature Suggestion

From toldorknown who seconded it after jacobbijani wrote it. Formatted by Dawn. Because tumblr...

“This unique ‘regular’ version of the classic...”
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Living In The Past

Two days in the past to be exact. That’s how far behind I am trying to catch up with my tumblr...

Chuck Andersen :: NOPATTERN (tumbled from melaniecolburn)

Documents DArtistes :: Ping-Pong Pipe (tumbled from szymon...

“If the passenger with the iPhone would be kind enough to use...”
— PlaneBuzz :: We Knew This Was...

Threadless :: Paper Cranes by Glenn Jones (tumbled from...

New York Times :: Reading Tea Leaves And Campaign Logos...

SkyscraperCity :: Vintage Color Photos Of US Cities (tumbled...

MiniJuegos :: Know Your World?

Musely :: Washington, DC on $85 a Day (tumbled from DCist to...

“They were men of history and legend. Feared for their skill,...”
— Yamagato Fellowship :: Takezo...

Hobotopia :: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #526

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